This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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