ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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