Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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