So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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