I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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