Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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