Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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