i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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