You can't special order awesome
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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