so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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