My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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