Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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