He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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