You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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