Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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