i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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