I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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