Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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