I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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