Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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