Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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