i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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