He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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