Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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