I think i peed on brittanys purse
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
he thought i was a dude.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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