we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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