I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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