I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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