I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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