dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
They should really pass out barf bags in church
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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