who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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