do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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