I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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