i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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