I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Randomize
