So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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