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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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