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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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