Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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