is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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