He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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