Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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