Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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