I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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