i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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