She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
