You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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