So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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