Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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