I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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