for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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