I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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