a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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