just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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