No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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