You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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