just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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