Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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