she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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