Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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