he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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